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Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
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- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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