ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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