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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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