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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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