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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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