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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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