ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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