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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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