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Be your own boss.
Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
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- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
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- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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