ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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