ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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