ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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