ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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