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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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