ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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