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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
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