ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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