ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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