ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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