ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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