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Disrupt the industry.
The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for a pound.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
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