ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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