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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's no I in team.
There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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