ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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