ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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