ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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