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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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