ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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