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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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