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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION FRIDAY, 20 FEBRUARY 1976
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
  2. Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
  3. You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
  4. Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
  5. You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
  6. 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
  7. "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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