ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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