ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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