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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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