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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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