ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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