ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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