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You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
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- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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