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Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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