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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You say you're "an old soul".
You're 21. The only old thing about you is your phone's battery health.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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