ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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