ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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