ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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