ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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