ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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