ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
They were picked first. You're what was left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
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- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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