ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The house will be tidy again one day.
The day they move out. Tidy, silent, and you'll hate every inch of it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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