ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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