ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A full review is ongoing.
Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review to live.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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