ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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