ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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